Instructions for a Real-Time Zone Projection (aka real OOBE)
Would you like to separate from your physical body as a point of consciousness and see the world exactly as it is? In other words, do you want to have a real OOBE as opposed to a lucid dream?
I have the perfect and effective recipe:
Have a nap from 7-8pm Get up and have a cup of green tea with cheddar cheese meditate by focusing on your breathing for 10 minutes Go back to bed no later than 9.30pm and tell yourself 5 times that you wish to project in this world (think to yourself loudly) Relax and focus on one thing in your mind in an attempt to perform "mind awake, body asleep" post your results
B-)
[ Post made via Android ] Image
Should the cheddar be orange or white?
Amber. And add a bit of banana to it. :-D
[ Post made via Android ] Image
Hi Summerlander. It's been a while. ;)
Hi, World! I might pay you an OOBE visit tonight! ;-)
[ Post made via Android ] Image
Wait, I thought Summerlander was a strict nonbeliever in this sort of thing lol
Casper convinced me it's real. :mrgreen:
Sarcasm doesn't work well with words, but I got it right away! :D
And if you're not joking, I will debate the cheese to death! Because you're wrong! It's not the color, it's the type. You need Wisconsin Monterey Jack I tell you!
Ah.. I didn't detect the sarcasm because this is usually what people tell you to do for OOBE's anyway lol
[ Post made via iPhone ] Image
Perfect cheese, Hagart! lol! It's all about that tryptophan. B-)
Deschain, you will probably have an OOBE following my prescription. But only in the hallucinatory sense as far as I know. ;-)
[ Post made via Android ] Image
deschainXIX wrote: I didn't detect the sarcasm because this is usually what people tell you to do for OOBE's anyway lol
I know, and there are so many out there, each squaking at you with different 'recipes'. But it doesn't make sense and we need a time out to laugh about it.
Summerlander wrote: Perfect cheese, Hagart! lol! It's all about that tryptophan.
No, it's not the tryptophan. It's the capsaicin in that spicy cheese! CAPSAICIN I TELL YOU!
LMAO! With capsaicin I'll have a SOOMAE instead: Shit-out-of-my-ass experience. :-D
On a serious note, capsaicin will land you in Hades. If you plan to visit Summerland, don't take it. Honey and milk will land you in the realm of Shiva.
[ Post made via Android ] Image